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( We interrupt this week's regularly scheduled haiku for a special report)

 

soo

 

 

Placed a train display in the Loo

Involving a pristine-white Soo

The wife shook her head

Said "over my body, dead"

Or it's one stupid idea you will rue."

 

- Mike

 

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Limericks are frequently lewd

Or at the very least crude

On a family forum

Demanding decorum

I’m reduced to a fat gray prude!

 

There once was a guy named Gilly

Whose Haikus are at best just silly

When reduced to clean Limericks

The prose required word-tricks

All the while sucking down Chili!

 

Finally remembered some clean ones....

 

Willie on the Railroad Tracks

The engine gave a squeal!

The Engineer just took a spade

and scraped him off the wheel!

 

Willie fell down the elevator

He wasn't found 'til 3 days later

The neighbors took a sniff and said "Gee Whiz"

What a spoiled child Willie is!

 

Gilly

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ok

 

There once was a man from Spain

Who's fondness was collecting of Trains

His wife, she just sighed

As another time he Lied

Bout the money he recently Spent

 

She put her foot Down

He watched with a Frown

As she said with a Grin

For each train, I'll have ten Men

And turned to the kitchen she Went

 

He sat and he Thought

Of the penalty and Sought

A way he could Play

That wifey would Pay

His buddy has money to be Lent

 

So he borrowed some Money

And said to his Honey

I listened and Heard

Your threatening Word

But an order has already be Sent

 

The trains total Ten

That makes for one hundred Men

So the trains I will Run

While you have your Fun

And I wish you the best with the Pain

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's awesome Mike, but you really shouldn't have brought up limericks.  Here is one I made up a while ago.  Not train related, but may be worth a listen.  I'm going for a walk in a minute.  By the time I get back I may have ten limericks in my head. 

 

I once made love to a gal on a cactus

you could tell that she'd had lots of practice

for I paid a price for passion you should know

I had holes in my body head to toe

while she walked away from our tryst almost scratchless  

 

 

Originally Posted by William 1:

That's awesome Mike, but you really shouldn't have brought up limericks.  Here is one I made up a while ago.  Not train related, but may be worth a listen.  I'm going for a walk in a minute.  By the time I get back I may have ten limericks in my head. 

 

I once made love to a gal on a cactus

you could tell that she'd had lots of practice

for I paid a price for passion you should know

I had holes in my body head to toe

while she walked away from our tryst almost scratchless  

 

 

  

The wit of this group is insane

Showing massive power of brain

Going from Haiku to Rhyme

In a short span of time.

Making limericks related to trains

 

I'd judge by this thread's rapid pace

That the Haiku just might be replaced

Would be a great shame

Things won't be the same

Could bring the tears to my face.

 

I propose an alternate plan

To allow the Haiku to stand

Do Haiku on a Wednesday

With limericks on Thursday

And collect even more poetry fans.

 

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Mick then bought Sean a beer

His arms, legs and body did appear

Overjoyed was he that he exclaimed with glee,

A round of drinks for the house are on me

 

Sean took another sip of beer

He dropped dead right then and there

The bartender then said, while shaking his head

Sean should have quit, while he was a-head

 

Gilly

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The Natty Boh stock is slim

My thirst quenching options are grim

When October is here

I'll be restocking my beer

Six cases should hold out for next year! 

 

The Alcos were idling neigh

When the "Suits" came strolling by

Crack the throttle said he

I responded with glee

As they were oiled down like pigs, in a sty!

 

Gilly

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