@trumptrain posted:FOR TODAY: A little chuckle:
Now arriving.
Now boarding. ( Well, no one seems to be getting on or off at this stop. )
Now departing.
" Wait! Wait!! Wait!!! D&%= if I hadn't had that third chile dog I would have been on that train! Oh well the next train is due in 20 minutes. I have enough time to down two more dogs! Maybe this time I'll ask for sauerkraut that way I'll be guaranteed my own seat on the train. hmmm... " And such is life for Ron the vacuum cleaner salesman.
5 Chili dogs and one with sauerkraut, he must be a lonely man! Probably the reason he can't catch the train too, carrying the extra weight! I suppose he could use the afterburner provided by; well, you know what, to catch the train! LoL
Great story Patrick gave me a good laugh!