@Mark V. Spadaro posted:
@Mark V. Spadaro Funny, we're more similar than you might think. I was also regretting the pejorative nature of my last post and, while cooking breakfast for everyone, I tried to think of a way to turn it into something positive .
Here's what I think they steam people should do:
- Have a drawing every half-hour where the only qualification for signing up is that you have to be less than 18 years old.
- The winner of the drawing gets to yank the cord that blows the whistle.
This would simultaneously 1) space out the loud blasts, 2) give some child a thrill, and 3) give all the rest of us the joy of watching a child tooting the whistle...while covering our ears with our hands.
Steven J. Serenska