Jake: That's a very thoughtful response. Thanks for that. And you're right, you don't have to prove anything to me.
Seriously though, I think that you should get a medical checkup to make sure that your symptoms are not signs of some other serious health problem. I think if I were you, I'd throw all those meters in the trash.
A psychiatric evaluation would also be in order. You may be the one to help identify this as a truly serious illness. If you managed to convince others that your condition is in fact not an imaginary ailment, you should try to prove it to the professionals as well. I would volunteer to update the Wikipedia page if that happened.
Perhaps you're not so inclined. I get that too. As others have suggested, you may want to find a different hobby; one that doesn't involve electricity.
I remain unconvinced. Good luck with your efforts in any case.
-- Leo
