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Gilly@N&WOGR Forum Member DIGITAL SUBSCRIBER

Limericks are frequently lewd

Or at the very least crude

On a family forum

Demanding decorum

I’m reduced to a fat gray prude!

There once was a guy named Gilly

Whose Haikus are at best just silly

When reduced to clean Limericks

The prose required word-tricks

All the while sucking down Chili!

Finally remembered some clean ones....

Willie on the Railroad Tracks

The engine gave a squeal!

The Engineer just took a spade

and scraped him off the wheel!

Willie fell down the elevator

He wasn't found 'til 3 days later

The neighbors took a sniff and said "Gee Whiz"

What a spoiled child Willie is!

Gilly

7/23/1412:56 PM

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