GRJ, I am deeply hurt. You have cut me to the quick. To say that I, a serious devotee of the steel rail and the mighty iron horse, would jest, even on one day each year. Oh how long must I suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fame?
"Quo usque tandem abutere, Joannis, patientia nostra? Quam diu etiam furor iste tuus nos eludet? Quem ad finem sese effrenata iactabit audacia?" (Cicero, First Oration Against Catiline, adapted.)