Heh. The problem isn't me but rather the door, which is 67" tall. 
This is a small Cape Cod built in 1952 in the "VA neighborhood". Built cheap&fast. The basement is low too to save a few$ worth of concrete.
Super-sharp curves cause my liddle brain to drop out of suspension-of-disbelief mode but an O72 curve in that corner would have complicated the lift-out section so I got lazy and cheated with the mountain. 
Again being lazy, "ground cover" is a piece of fleece fabric from Joanne. When a-rown-tuit happens I'll plant trees on that mountainside instead.
