PROTESTS BREAK OUT AT V.I.P.!
Officials Accuse V.I.P. of renewing Time-Travel Experiments!
After months of operating without incident, V.I.P. created an uproar when they hired Mr. Peabody, a known genius who is alleged to have invented a Wayback Machine. V.I.P. has been accused in the past (Get it?) of conducting time travel experiments with Superman and Captain America, along with the Archie Harrison Super Computer.
Mr. Peabody denied allegations, explaining that time machines are too difficult to operate. For one thing operators often forget when they parked it. And they don't make time machines like they will do. They once had a time machine and will start building it next year. But if anyone does have a time machine, please call us two weeks ago. I did see a time machine once, and I remember it as if it were tomorrow.
