Another outburst of criticism broke out today, when observers spotted Captain America in V.I.P. Critics repeated claims that the Captain is involved in time travel, and it is even reported that there are two Captain Americas, with one of them frozen in a giant ice cube.
Press secretary Clark Kent alleviated fears of time travel by explaining that the Captain was on a honeymoon with his 25 year old bride, Agent Carter. Mr. Kent ended the press conference abruptly when a reporter pointed out that Agent Carter had been born in 1915.