My wife calls ALL my trains my junk. She once said to me, "What am I supposed to do with all your junk if you go before me? I replied, "Just buy three or four extra burial plots and put the trains in beside me!" At which point she asked, "Where will I be?" I responded, "You'll be WAY OVER on the other side of the trains!" I never knew that being hit by a flying locomotive would hurt so much! Ha!