@M. Mitchell Marmel posted:
BREAKING NEWS: @M. Mitchell Marmel, Grand Pooh-bah of the Razorback Traction Company, has been hospitalized after his foot was flattened by a falling mid century modern transformer. After recent labor unrest, the assistant shop supervisor (who was seen in the area around the time of the “accident”) is being sought as a feline of interest... film at 11:00.