quote:What a simply beautiful little girl Pete. I can already see the boys lining up to take her out.
Some tips for that first night out:
* Be cleaning your S&W 40C at the kitchen table when young Mr. "I.M Cool" arrives. Ask him what his intentions are... and if he fully understands and comprehends the part about having her home at 10 PM.
* Pretend you're on the phone and saying something like "Well, I didn't mean to break his jaw... it's just that he was not being very respectable to my daughter (or grand daughter)..."
There are lots of creative ways to get your point across