The National Transportation Safety Gi-raffes have released their findings on the March 3rd crash.
NTSG investigators have determined that equipment failure was the cause of the incident.
"The problem," they explained, "lies entirely with the loose nut behind the controls."
NTSG senior official Fortescue J. Gi-raffe further was quoted as saying, "Ah, yes. Some wreck, eh, folks?"
Mitch