I'm not making this up.
During the Japanese invasion of China, a battle took place between an armored Japanese train and an armored Chinese train. Three different versions of the battle emerged.
1) Japanese--We were proceeding peacefully through China when the Chinese launched an unprovoked attack on us, killing the train commander. We fought back courageously, driving the Chinese train into retreat.
2) Nationalist Chinese--We were guarding a railroad station when a Japanese armored train approached, ordering us to leave. We opened fire, killing their commander, but we were outnumbered and forced to retreat.
3) Communist Chinese--Our heroic People's Army ambushed a Japanese train but did not have the equipment to penetrate its armor. Running to the train station, we recruited a Nationalist armored train to join us in the People's struggle. We inflicted a glorious amount of damage to the Imperialists before we chose to withdraw.
Below is a photograph of the Chinese armored train: 
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