Long ago I realized that Everyone from Everywhere Else talks funny. Balimer (been there) is particularly odd. I love the "vacationing downey ocean" bit.
Around here we always get a kick out of the Yankees who ask for "pee-can" pie (it's "p'cahn", darlin'). I can only imagine what a "pee-can" is. Ew. (Now, farther West, in Louisiana, it's "p'cawn".)