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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says to the duck, “Sorry, we don’t serve poultry here.”

The duck replies, “That’s okay, I just wanted a drink.”

The duck hops on a barstool and asks the bartender, "Where's the ...

  • Bull's Eye Taxidermy Shop,
  • Duck Dynasty Duck Commander delivery truck,
  • Nintendo Duck Hunt Commemorative Boxcar or
  • pillow factory? "

The bartender replies, "Haven't seen or heard of any of those, but have a Bull's Eye Beer fresh off the new Menard's Bull's Eye Beer truck."

"What?" the duck retorts.  "Follow the hint further.  Bull's Eye ... beer ... brewed by Golden West Brewing Company.  The upcoming Menard's release is a set of Golden West Service boxcars."  

"No," the bartender says, "I didn't want to give it away, but the upcoming Menard's release is a Heartland Brewery.  Just drink your beer."

What, me worry?

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