This may offend and uses lots of profanity, so viewers beware. There are a couple videos on the youtube of Hitler as head of a steel mill which I can't stop laughing over, this one is him as head of a railroad. If you work for a railroad or your employer is becoming insane about safety (read: blaming and firing any employee over any accident) you'll howl at this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIhckh2Ceyk
if you liked that check out hitler downsizes steel plants
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CONDUCTOR TODAY:
"Engine 2643, the switch is lined, locked, checked and double checked. All crew members are in the clear. Back up five cars to a safety stop."
ENGINEER TODAY:
"The switch is lined, locked, checked and double checked. All crew members are in the clear. Backing up five cars to a safety stop."
CONDUCTOR of YESTERYEAR:
"2643, come on back six to a tie."
ENGINEER of YESTERYEAR:
"Comin' back six."
DONE.
Crews today spend so much time talking on the radio, getting the crew in the clear and "double-checking" switches that they never get any work done. 
Now I see where it all started! 
For an even bigger laugh, check out the YouTube video of Hitler's model railroad being converted to DCC by his General staff!
Larry D.
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