PIRATE FLEET ENTERS SEA OF MUK!
International Law Experts Agree That Move is Legal!
With no warning from Lex Luthor, a small fleet of pirate ships entered the Sea of MUK today, sailing over the Sunken Valley Railroad without incident. Atlantis, which claims the seafloor under the Sea of MUK, made no response.
Because the entire world regards this as international waters, and because these pirate ships have never attacked anyone, there is legally nothing that anyone can do. Attempts to contact the ships by radio were unsuccessful.
Several hours after entering, the fleet was still slowly sailing in circles without incident.