SUPERHERO VACATION RESORT COMPLETED!
Bruce Wayne announced the successful completion of a vacation report for superheroes who need a break. The reclusive billionaire deferred questions to V.I.P.'s new press secretary, Clark Kent.
Kent, who continues his job at the Daily Planet, told reporters "I am angry at portrayals of Superman and Batman being enemies, when anyone who has read the comics for decades knows that Batman and I, er, that is, Batman and Superman, have always been best friends."
Although not intended as a retirement home, superheroes can stay there for extended periods in return for providing security.