I need a caption for this photo

Lets see I can think of a few:

You know, I once knew this girl Doreen. Good-looking girl. Looked just like a Jaguar, only she was a truck! You know, I used to crash into her just so I could speak to her.

Tractors is so dumb

I tell you what, buddy, it just don't get better than this!

Oh, man, you get to work with Bessie! I'd give my left two lugnuts for somethin' like that!

It's the ghostlight!

Tow Mater, average intelligence speaking, and you?

Ha ha. Cool! Hey computer, make me a German truck!

I call this move "what I accidentally did to my friend Luigi"

Oh, for a second there I thought you was trying to fix my dents

Oh, buddy! You look like you've just seen... the Ghostlight!

Don't feel bad, you bein' passed by a *tow truck*! Ha-ha-ha!

Well, if it isn't my best friend!

Crane: : you're a doctor?
Mater: That's right, buddy. Got my MD, my PhD, my STP, and my GTO.

Gee Doc, I thought you were a Hudson Hornet, not a Hudson Heave-it. 

' Whatcha say little guy ".

Sampson and Goliath

Nobody likes a show-off!

I jus' love hangin' around with you and your big hangin' hook.

In my best Yoda voice...."Judge me by my size, do you?"

Imagine in the voice.... "DA-GUM!  Whoever has to call you to pull em out tha ditch needs ta switch to tha low calorie oil!"

You're right!!!Size does matter.

The best one.... "And they just left you here!!!"   LOL  I love it.

Dennis

(To paraphrase a line of Elaine's from Seinfeld...)

I don't know how you guys move around with those things.